Penname: Battle Fries [Contact]
Real name: Jonathan Bruser
Member Since: 02/19/2006
Membership status: Member

Greetings, Humans! I come amongst you in peace and friendship, so that I may learn of your strange and alien culture. I find that literature can be a most effective form of entertainment, and thus, I have sought out the most prized literature of your entire species, and I have discovered this strange phenomenon that you Humans call "Harry Potter." The characters and plot intrigue me, and I have done my own research into Harry Potterism. Now that I have accumulated some knowledge, and added it to my mothership's databanks, I come to live amongst you Humans permanently, for Harry Potterism has deeply affected what you Humans would call my soul. Here, at this technological shrine to The Boy Who Lived, I wish to add my own analysis and conjecture on the story and characters, along with you all. As I adopt the Earth as my new home, I hope to make many friends from amidst you all, and that we may join together in happiness through the wonder that is Harry Potter.

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Stories by Battle Fries

After a devastating terrorist attack, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione set out to find and destroy the culprits before the world goes up in flames. Part Two of The Dark Lord's Legacy



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Dark Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery
Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 6577; Read Count: 4560; Completed: No

Updated: 02/21/2006; Published: 02/21/2006

Almost a decade has passed since the defeat of Lord Voldemort, but the peace that now reigns has Harry on his toes. A seemingly benevolent charity group is becoming more of a force in international politics, and its mysterious leader is gaining quite a religious following. Is the enigmatic "Great Healer" truly a force for good, or is there some other agenda at work? Part One of The Dark Lord's Legacy.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Dark Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery
Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 14583; Read Count: 8898; Completed: Yes

Updated: 02/20/2006; Published: 02/20/2006