Penname: Drunk Elves [Contact]
Real name: Dobby and Winky
Member Since: 07/18/2005
Membership status: Member



Web Site: www.hogwartskitchens.blogspot.com
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Stories by Drunk Elves
A look into the thoughts of someone nobody really knew...

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Drabble
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 839; Read Count: 358; Completed: Yes

Updated: 11/01/2005; Published: 11/01/2005
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Ever wondered what Hermione's life was like before Hogwarts? Here's our take on it.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: General Fan Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2391; Read Count: 459; Completed: Yes

Updated: 11/01/2005; Published: 11/01/2005
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Lily Hates James. James Loves Lily. Will Lily murder James, Sirius collapse in a fit of giggles, Remus get drunk, Malfoy sing the school song, will Peter finally get over his fear of butterflies? (We never find out the last two, unfortuantely.) will they blow the castle apart, will all of them find true love? A Fic Written by two, very, very drunk elves, Winky and Dobby, with side bits by Kreacher and Hokey.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor, Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Character Death, Mild Language
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 4053; Read Count: 3157; Completed: No

Updated: 10/04/2005; Published: 07/18/2005
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What happens when Dibby and Wonky *hic* I mean Dobby and Winky have too much butterbeer and decide to write a Christmas fic...?

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: General Fan Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild Language
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 4341; Read Count: 398; Completed: Yes

Updated: 08/17/2005; Published: 08/17/2005
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James reflects on his friendships with Sirius, Remus and Peter. Who are his best friends and who are his friends...?

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Drabble
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 838; Read Count: 346; Completed: Yes

Updated: 08/17/2005; Published: 08/17/2005
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What happened after the kiss in the common room? Do Harry and Ginny ever get around to discussing the match...?

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Drabble
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 980; Read Count: 584; Completed: Yes

Updated: 08/17/2005; Published: 08/17/2005
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Leaves by Drunk Elves [Mid Teens]
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He doesn't think she's pretty. He doesn't like her. And he won't cry if she leaves.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Drabble
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 824; Read Count: 344; Completed: Yes

Updated: 08/17/2005; Published: 08/17/2005
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