Penname: butter_beer_drinker [Contact]
Real name: Kristy
Member Since: 02/20/2009
Membership status: Member

I am a mom with 3 kids and have recently opened a small sandwich shop with my own mom.  I am also a Mod on the forums but I am very easy going and love to chat. I love Draco, not sure why but I do.  I was so TEAM JACOB and was seriously bummed about the way Twilight ended.  I am rooting for Eragon and Arya but fear that is a tragic love story and I must say that Orlando Bloom is by far the HOTTEST elf I have ever seen! I have a few one shots and 2 chaptered fics along with 2 WIP's. 

Gender: female

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Polar Opposites by the_wind [Young Teens]
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One was my sun; the other was my moon. One was hot, the other cold. One was a vampire, the other a werewolf. I had – once upon a time – lived and almost died for one, while the other lived and would die for me. They were polar opposites. How, then, could I still love both? Jacob-imprints-on-Bella fic. Still haven't decided on final pairing.

Categories: Twilight; Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Alternate Universe (AU), Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Fluff, General
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 4909; Read Count: 980; Completed: No

Updated: 04/11/2009; Published: 04/10/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

On the forums there is a thread to request a beta, we have several really good ones available.  Just fill out the form and someone will get back with you. 

Author's Response: Thanks! Exams are coming up, so I'm taking a break from writing, but I'll do that when I get time.

Chapter 1: Prologue - One Slight Alteration
Founding by Gmariam [All Ages]
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A poem in sonnet form about the founding of Gondor.

Categories: Lord of the Rings; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Poetry
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 106; Read Count: 885; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/05/2009; Published: 05/05/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

I liked it :) As mentioned before I'm not good with poetry and I havn't read the LotR series but I like your writings so I wanted to read this too.  Great job two thumbs up.

Author's Response:

Oh! Does this make you want to read LOTR then?? :) It's my favorite! It's so grand and epic and beautiful and Tolkien's poetry is way better than mine! On the other hand, his prose can be a bit heavy and some people just aren't that into it. Have you seen the movies? The two brothers in the second stanza are those two big statues on the river in the first movie. Anyway - thanks for stopping to read this, I'm glad you liked it! :)

Chapter 1: Founding
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

I don't know if I'll read it but I have seen the movies and now I have a reason to once again ogle Orlando erm I mean watch the wonderful story.


Author's Response:

It would be nice if there was a way to work him into The Hobbit, wouldn't it? ;)

Chapter 1: Founding
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

Oh yes there would.  Elves have long lives maybe he will be there. *sigh*

Chapter 1: Founding

Sirius is locked away for a crime he did not commit. He has no guilt, but he does have time. A lot of it. Too much of it. so he sits, and thinks. Thinks of what has passed, and what should be. What he hopes will be.

He also contemplates the true, bitter reality of his life.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: Original Character, Sirius Black; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Dark Fiction, Songfic
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2396; Read Count: 464; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/08/2009; Published: 05/08/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

I absolutely loved this.  The use of the song and the flow of the story.  His anguish at even being there and the absolute trust that his love would get him out of there.  I could almost feel his pain when he read of her death.

Author's Response:

Hey! I'm really glad you liked it! Thanks for the review!

Chapter 1: Here Without You

When the brewing of a love potion goes wrong, other things go right. (Fred/Hermione)

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Alternate Universe (AU), Humor, Post-Canon, Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book Seven Spoilers, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 3675; Read Count: 87; Completed: Yes

Updated: 08/19/2009; Published: 08/19/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)

very good, second time I read it as I too participated in this exchange (under a different name :~)  I really like the use of the potion and the minor flirting that was going on before.  I can't imagine Fred having her as a one night stand anyway.

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