Penname: butter_beer_drinker [Contact]
Real name: Kristy
Member Since: 02/20/2009
Membership status: Member

I am a mom with 3 kids and have recently opened a small sandwich shop with my own mom.  I am also a Mod on the forums but I am very easy going and love to chat. I love Draco, not sure why but I do.  I was so TEAM JACOB and was seriously bummed about the way Twilight ended.  I am rooting for Eragon and Arya but fear that is a tragic love story and I must say that Orlando Bloom is by far the HOTTEST elf I have ever seen! I have a few one shots and 2 chaptered fics along with 2 WIP's. 



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Reviews by butter_beer_drinker

Songfic to The Killers Mr. Brightside. Ron catches Harry and Hermione together. Rated for suggestive themes and sexual innuendoes.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Songfic, The Underground (Adults Only)
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 496; Read Count: 541; Completed: Yes

Updated: 03/15/2007; Published: 03/15/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/26/2009

This was a really good use of this song.  Your right it is a tad short and there were a few errors in it but overall you did a good job.  I like this song and I think you worked it well into the HP world.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: Mr. Brightside
Perfect by 123MichaelC [Young Teens]
[Reviews - 1]

Songfic from Simple Plan's song "Perfect". Draco and his dad have angst.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Songfic
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Dark Fiction
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 885; Read Count: 606; Completed: Yes

Updated: 03/15/2007; Published: 03/15/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/26/2009

OMG I loved this one even more than the last one.  Your right it seems every song can be made into a one shot for HP.  Can you do any of the other fandoms?  I would love to see more one shot/song fics from you.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: Chapter 1
How He Knew by A House Elf [All Ages]
half-star [Reviews - 5]
Lily makes a slip of the tongue that causes James to wonder.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1975; Read Count: 818; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/07/2007; Published: 04/07/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/27/2009

This was really cute.  Everyone always wondered what made Lily suddenly like James, something JK neglected to fill us in on.  I think you did a good job with this, making us think she never really disliked him, she just didn't want him to know.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: An Encounter Between James and Lily
It wasn't really that exotic. There were no "damsels in distress" or deadly dangerous dragons lurking school grounds. Voldemort didn't use Veritaserum to make Lily admit she was madly in love with James. James didn't offer to become a Death Eater to save Lily.

But there was a werewolf.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2513; Read Count: 554; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/07/2007; Published: 04/07/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/27/2009

You have a really good idea behind what might have occured between these two.  I have enjoyed reading all your stories and hope to see more workd form you.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: The Wrong Werewolf
[Reviews - 3]
"Molly, she'll get over it. After a long time, the pain will leave and she'll be left with-"

"Nothing. Can't you see? She's given it all to you."

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2258; Read Count: 581; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/07/2007; Published: 04/07/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/27/2009

What a wonderful piece.  I am really enjoying your stories.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: No More Excuses
What were Molly and Tonks talking about before Dumbledore and Harry came? (HBP)

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1519; Read Count: 538; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/07/2007; Published: 04/07/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/27/2009

Great missing moment.  Saved, that's how I would have seen it too, Remus and Tonks was one of the more surprising matches in the story.  It was almost like JK just needed to make a match somewhere and put those 2 together only to kill them off so she wouldn't have to answer questions later on.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: Tea and Sympathy
When Lily confesses about her love for a man, James doesn't get it.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2799; Read Count: 684; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/07/2007; Published: 04/07/2007
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/27/2009

Very sweet.  You have a good grasp of what might occur between these two.  I just have one little complaint, Lily was a Muggle born, she would already know what "TO Kill A Mockingbird" and hot chocolate was.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: Mistaken Confession

Alternate 6th year fic, exploring the connection between Harry and Voldemort that was discovered in book 5. The Dark Lord is penetrating Harry’s mind more and more, and Harry finds himself turning into the person he despises most. Will he find the strength inside him to shoulder his burden and carry on?



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Dark Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1957; Read Count: 354; Completed: No

Updated: 02/20/2008; Published: 01/30/2008
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
04/30/2009

You have a good grasp of the tortured Harry.  This was a great chapter but was a bit odd as the first chapter.  It reads more like a second chapter, as if there should be another chapter ahead of it.  I am curious to see how you finish the tale.

~Kristy




Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The war continues to rage. What is right? What is wrong? The line between the two grows ever the thinner as the battles rise and fall. In the midst of the carnage, Eragon finds that there are more sides to a man than he thought there ever was. Fourth Book fic with Brisingr spoilers.



Categories: Inheritance; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: General Fan Fiction
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Mystery
Warnings: Character Death, Strong Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1351; Read Count: 488; Completed: No

Updated: 01/12/2009; Published: 01/12/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
03/31/2009

Great start, it seems like you just picked up where the last chapter of Brisingr left off.  I love the interaction between Eragon and Roran but it would have been nice of him to tell Roran what happened.  You did a great job of showing his inner turmoil and I liked the "voice" in his head but it just ended, you could have continued it more through the chapter, espically when he thought of Arya.  My only question, where is Saphira?

Please continue soon, I would love to see how this plays out.




Chapter 1: Chapter 1
starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]

When the Cullen's move to a new town to start over again, life isn't as perfect as they think. Bella struggles to control new, unwanted powers and Renesmee has to fend off hormonal human boys. Will life ever be the same again? (10 years post BD)



Categories: Twilight; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Mild Violence, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 21719; Read Count: 520; Completed: No

Updated: 09/07/2009; Published: 01/12/2009
Reviewer: butter_beer_drinker (Signed)
03/09/2009

this is a great start and a good continuation of the actual story.  I can't wait to read what happens next.




Chapter 1: Drama