Penname: James Milamber [Contact]
Real name: A Snarky Ravenclaw
Member Since: 08/01/2005
Membership status: Member

1st November, 2007: No, as a point of fact, I'm not dead! And neither is HPMM. I'm currently in the process of rewriting (again) HPMM, so expect some fairly major content changes...and then, UPDATES!


A massive thanks to Ham, Luna, Zayne and ladylarna for porting my old ff.net reviews over here so I didn't lose them all - you guys seriously rock! Although I think Ham-man at least had an ulterior motive...


James Milamber
"Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."


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Updated: 12/31/1969; Published: 12/31/1969
Reviewer: James Milamber (Signed)
06/24/2006

Nicely done...although the idea of McGonagall and Dumbledore "dating" struck me as very, very amusing, for some reason.

 Sorry.

Anyway. Well writen, and I liked the interaction with the portrait, and the letters at the end. Here's to Hogwarts!

- JM




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The Phone Call by lixximajig [Mid Teens]
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What's Harry doing calling up old Voldey? A parody of HP, reposted from ff.net, and done to humour myself.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Drabble
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Warnings: Mild Language
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 851; Read Count: 433; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/30/2006; Published: 05/30/2006
Reviewer: James Milamber (Signed)
06/19/2006

...still as insane as the first time I read it, and I'm still not quite sure how I feel about it being dedicated to me...

Did you REALLY think you could hide from me here of all places, sister dear? :D




Chapter 1: One Night...
The Love Letter by Ravenwood [All Ages]
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There's a sweet, sappy love letter floating around Hogwarts, but no one seems quite sure where it came from...nobody, that is, except the person who wrote it. Multiple potential pairings, slightly humorous.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Romance
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Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 4948; Read Count: 702; Completed: Yes

Updated: 09/19/2006; Published: 09/19/2006
Reviewer: James Milamber (Signed)
03/16/2007

Thoroughly amusing, and very well crafted. I do feel kinda sorry for poor Hermione, though, stuck in the middle of that little fiasco...

Well done!

- JM




Chapter 1: The Love Letter

Hermione, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have a message for everyone.



Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Poetry
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Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 238; Read Count: 798; Completed: Yes

Updated: 01/08/2007; Published: 01/08/2007
Reviewer: James Milamber (Signed)
03/19/2007
LOL...good one, Shazza! You do have to wonder sometimes what Harry and co would have to say about some of the situations they get stuck in ;)


Chapter 1: A Plea to Fanfic Writers