Penname: brooklyn_malfoy [Contact]
Real name: Brooklyn
Member Since: 06/17/2006
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Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 8879; Read Count: 7175; Completed: No

Updated: 05/05/2006; Published: 08/25/2005
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/18/2006
HOW in the world did you come up with such wonderful ideas? this was HILARIOUS!


Chapter 6: Prongs' Potion
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What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 4079; Read Count: 650; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/01/2006; Published: 03/31/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/18/2006
HAHA! this was the funniest thing i've ever read. i was laughing so hard my cheeks feel like rocks now...



Chapter 1: One-shot
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It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1481; Read Count: 425; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/02/2006; Published: 04/01/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/18/2006
LMFAO. that was hilarious. kinda like that time they were walking down the street in the summer of 5th year... but funnier. i'm gonna go read more of your stuff...



Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Consignment by Macca [All Ages]
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[Response to the challenge set by snowy winter tale - ONESHOT] When the Marauders bewitch all the mistletoe in the castle to dog your footsteps until you do something about it, things start to go a bit wrong.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild Language
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 3452; Read Count: 554; Completed: Yes

Updated: 04/30/2006; Published: 04/30/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/17/2006
lol. this was hilarious! peter snogging slughorn? LMFAO! inGENIUS!


Chapter 1: Consignment
Unwanted by Hellboy [Young Teens]
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The Wizarding Public is invited but Lord Voldemort is not. Let's see how he takes it, shall we?


Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild Language
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 2406; Read Count: 444; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/13/2006; Published: 05/12/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/18/2006
lol. ingeniusly written =]



Chapter 1: Unwanted
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Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non-magical magazine.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1593; Read Count: 636; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/22/2006; Published: 05/22/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/18/2006
hmmm... intrigueing =]



Chapter 1: X-Ray Specs
Promise by Moonlit Tiger Lily [Tantric Magic]
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He couldn't offer her much, but at least he could give her tonight.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: General Fan Fiction, The Underground (Adults Only)
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 3035; Read Count: 663; Completed: Yes

Updated: 05/24/2006; Published: 05/24/2006
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/17/2006
aw, how sweet =]



Chapter 1: Promise
Reviewer: brooklyn_malfoy (Signed)
06/17/2006
aw, how sweet =]



Chapter 1: Promise