Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None
Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: General
Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations

Series: None
Chapters: 6; Completed: No
Word count: 8879; Read: 1087