Oh, this one's even funnier, BJ--if a trifle less polished. But I know you're busy with real life too.
I didn't know there were so many boys' names beginning with aitch. Hobie! Howie! *snorts*
Fave lines and concepts:
poetry writing as therapy for the Dark Lord
"I am only to be addressed as 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named,' or if you insist upon being...*pedestrian*...I shall settle for 'You-Know-Who,'"
"...the two of you could get married and have lots of *wicked little children*."
The image of Harry *cuddling* Tom to death.
Just one question: what have you got against Canadians?
A great pick-me-up on a gloomy day.