Oh, this one's even funnier, BJ--if a trifle less polished.  But I know you're busy with real life too.

I didn't know there were so many boys' names beginning with aitch.  Hobie!  Howie!  *snorts*

Fave lines and concepts:

The 'M-word'.

poetry writing as therapy for the Dark Lord

"I am only to be addressed as 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named,' or if you insist upon being...*pedestrian*...I shall settle for 'You-Know-Who,'"

"...the two of you could get married and have lots of *wicked little children*."

Really wicked!

The image of Harry *cuddling* Tom to death.

Just one question: what have you got against Canadians?

A great pick-me-up on a gloomy day.

 Thanks!