I liked the summary to this, along with the 'forks' quote. It made me giggle. Two things I noticed, though, were that it didn't flow as well as I would have hoped, and the second half wasn't as interesting as I would have expected. Kind of made me want to skip the second half. Also, I enjoyed the first line--makes you want to read more. Nice job with this!
That was quite interesting. I rather enjoyed that! You have a wonderful way with words and a real talent for description. Keep writing! :D