Haha, this is amusing. Watch your formatting, though, and your grammar in particular. I dunno if you have a beta-reader, but if not I suggest you find one (you'll probably draw in more readers if you clean this up just a little bit; it's got a hecka lot of potential but needs a little polish).
One more bit of concrit: be careful not to overdo the twinspeak. They might finish each other's sentences, but they don't swap every four words.
Still, this made me laugh out loud a couple times, so nice job on the content.