The only question I really have about it is whether or not Dudley would have heard of Jared's Subway Diet. Does Subway exist in England, and if so, is the advertising the same?
Honestly, no matter. This was great for a laugh!
Chapter 1
What a hoot! So Big D's got a fantasy life. I love it, especially:
"I'm on the Jared Subway diet."
And
"Don't worry, Barbie, there's plenty of Big D to go around."