This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in ages! Soooo good!
I was actually laughing till I cried. And now my stomach hurts from laughing too much!
Author's Response: I should feel bad for making you cry/hurt...yet I only feel smug. My ego? Is evil.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Author's Response: It's posted on ff.net as well. Thanks for the review!
Author's Response: There's a reason I refer to this as my 'drugged fic'. Glad you enjoyed - it was beyond fun to write, as I have a love of bad jokes.