Oh, this one's even funnier, BJ--if a trifle less polished.  But I know you're busy with real life too.

I didn't know there were so many boys' names beginning with aitch.  Hobie!  Howie!  *snorts*

Fave lines and concepts:

The 'M-word'.

poetry writing as therapy for the Dark Lord

"I am only to be addressed as 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named,' or if you insist upon being...*pedestrian*...I shall settle for 'You-Know-Who,'"

"...the two of you could get married and have lots of *wicked little children*."

Really wicked!

The image of Harry *cuddling* Tom to death.

Just one question: what have you got against Canadians?

A great pick-me-up on a gloomy day.

 Thanks!  

Woo-hoo, this is such a hoot!  Thanks awfully, for a great send-up of the series and psychology too.

 My fave images:

Hermione as Ron's 'kitten,'

Harry successfully performing the 'slug' hex and Ron's reaction,

The running gags about obliviation and CAWP,

The many references to psychological techniques.

And the lines, esp. Lockhart's:

"My, we do think a lot of ourselves, don't we?"

"Probably because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."  (Hmm--sounds familiar.)

"I'm sure that if you and your imprisoned father got together with this Dark Lord of yours and had tea or something, you would probably learn a lot about each other and absolve yourselves of some of these issues."

And on and on. Loved it!

what in the hell was that about?

serriously explain what just happened here

damn im confused

hmm