A collection of humorous drabbles. Many of these snippets leap into my brain as a result of reading too much fanfiction, and as such they are satire to some extent. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom; Archive Challenge: None
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Warnings: Alcohol and/or Drug Abuse, Mild Language

This story takes place after the defeat of Voldemort in 1999. It will contain some flashbacks to help the reader understand the story better but still give some mystery to it. Anyway, the plot of the story is that after Harry defeated Voldemort, he wasn't the same person anymore; something strange had happened to him and he couldn't control himself. So he runs away in to hiding, but still trying to help, he tries to use this curse of his for the greater good.

Harry struggles with his feelings for the one he loves but can no longer have! Will he leave her to move on with her life (thinking Harry died) or will he intervine? Come and find out!

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Harry Potter; Archive Challenge: None
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Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death

Harry falls in love. Almost eveyone hates her, but he doesn't really care. Is he doing the right thing: disregarding his friends for a stranger? Harry thinks so, but how will he react when he finds out that the love of his life could technically be his mortal enemy?

Parent Series: None; Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black, Blaise Zabini (M), Cho Chang, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy nee Black, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Character, Pansy Parkinson, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Tom Marvolo Riddle/Lord Voldemort; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: None
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Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Mystery
Warnings: Book Seven Spoilers, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Strong Violence

Ever wonder what might have happened if Lockhart was released from St. Mungo's? Where would he go and what would he do?

Upon his release just after Harry's fifth-year visit, Gilderoy Lockhart decided to make a new life--and a new fame--for himself as a very talented Wizard Psychiatrist. He enrolled at the Canadian Academy for Wizard Psychiatry, and a year later, he was certified to treat wizards' mental health issues.

Will he find the fame he seeks? Or will his previous magical problems follow him wherever he goes? 

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Warnings: Mild Language

It starts in the summer after Dumbledore's Death.  Ginny and Harry need to sort out their relationship before the friends can start their quest to destroy the Horcruxes and finally Voldemort.

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Harry Potter; Archive Challenge: None
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Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Mild Violence

This series picks up immediately following the events in HBP and is the author's take on how Book 7 could unfold.

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Bill Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Rufus Scrimgeour; Archive Challenge: None
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Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Mystery
Warnings: Character Death, Mild Violence

Hermione has been hiding a secret from Harry and Ron. She is the twin sister of Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy's girlfriend, and best friend of Pansy Parkinson. One day the truth is spilled out and Hermione goes to Dumbledore to switch houses. Pansy, Draco , Blaise, and Hermione are the most popular kids in Slythering house, and the GRyffindors hate them. When Hermione is raped by Harry and Ron what will Draco, Blaise, and a few other Slytherin's do? And Will Draco stick up for his girlfriend when a rumor that Hermione is pregnant is passed around Hogwarts? Can their love last the year?

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black, Blaise Zabini (F), Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Lucius Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy nee Black, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: None
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Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Alcohol and/or Drug Abuse, Character Death, Mild Violence, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Strong Violence

James and Lily begin their 7th year at Hogwarts. James wishes that Lily would love him, Lily wishes James would leave her alone.

 With lie, deciet, and love will they pull through? Or will they loose themselves in the turmoil of love and war?

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: James Potter, Lily Potter nee Evans, Original Character, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Tom Marvolo Riddle/Lord Voldemort; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: None
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff
Warnings: Book Seven Spoilers, Character Death, Mild Language, Sexual Situations, Strong Violence

A series of short one-shots with the Marauders passing notes from their days in school to their moments in the real world.

Disclaimer:
All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Parent Series: None; Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
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Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Situations

this story is a basically about a girl named carmen who's life gets changed drastically and she has to go to hogwarts where she becomes friends with hermione, harry and ron, together they face adventures, and reveal a huge secret about carmens past, i will be carmen, so if its says i, i am saying that is what carmen is saying, i hope you enjoy!!!!!

Parent Series: None; Categories: ; Characters: Harry Potter; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: None
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Mild Language